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Sunday, January 10, 2010

5 minutes Management courSe(part 1)

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ' I ' ll give you $800 to drop that towel. '
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ' Who was that? '
'It was Bob the next door neighbour, ' she replies.
'Great, ' the husband says, ' did he say anything about the $800 he owes me? '

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



Lesson 2
:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, ' Father, remember Psalm 129? '
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, ' Father, remember Psalm 129? '
The priest apologized ' Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. '
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ' Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory. '

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ' I ' ll give each of you just one wish. '
'Me first! Me first! ' says the admin clerk. ' I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. '
Puff! She ' s gone.
'Me next! Me next! ' says the sales rep. ' I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. '
Puff! He ' s gone.
'OK, you ' re up, ' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ' I want those two back in the office after lunch. '

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.


(p/s::credit to Ang Cheng Tian sbb email ni...actly ada 6 lessons, tp aku tau korg bukan rajin baca panjang2..so aku post 3 dlu..next time aku post lg..hehe)

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